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Excuses would be unmanly.

Thus I shall not make any excuses for my unexplained absence of the past months, but simply apologise. Today's manly post is a rather manly rant about elitist, closed-minded "n00bs" on the forum known as The Pokémon Community, at which - of course - I moderate. Certain "n00bs" have frequented one of my boards, Computer/Technology Discussion, of late. Their posts consist mainly of

OMGOMGOMG LINUX OMGOMGOMG IT'S THE BEST OMG IT'S SO SAFE!!!11!!11!!1!1! IT'S 500X BETTER THAN ANYTHING ELSE OMGOMGOMG!!!1!1!1 IF YOU DON'T USE LINUX YOU SHOULD DIE!!11!!1!

I am not against Linux. I consider it a very manly operating system, especially for users manly enough to make full use of its functionality, and indeed I (being manly) use it myself and rarely consider a non-Unix based system for the purposes of programming my manly applications. However, I do take exception to closed-minded users who refuse to listen to my manly reasons and arguments and consider anything else at all.

I also take exception to Ubuntu users, and - worse - Kubuntu users. They are the most unmanly of all.

A Manly Absence

My apologies for my absence over the last few days. I have been engaged in other manly pursuits, such as recruiting more hot and sexy hos to my harem. In the meantime, I have been banned from the internet proxy at work due to accessing manly sites; luckily, I am able to utilise another local proxy, and have used my manly skills to ensure continued access to said manly sites.

Ho Recruitment

I was sitting in a manly way in my chair, smoking a cigar this morning, when I realised I needed manly ways to recruit hot and sexy hos to my harem. Then I happened on a very manly scheme: a pyramid-style recruitment drive. I simply send out my hot and sexy hos to recruit more hos for me. This has proved effective so far.

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I have acquired this journal for the purpose of communicating to you my manly thoughts.

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